I suck…

…at being a wife. No, really. I took a test! http://www.shipbrook.com/maritaltest/

You earned a total of 61 demerits and 47 merits, resulting in an overall score of -14.
This classifies you as a very poor wife – FAILURE! (At least by 1930s standards.)

My husband, on the other hand, got stellar results. Back off bee-yotches, he’s all mine!

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FYI: My A/C did get fixed promptly. It’s now nice and cool in my home (praise jeebus). I am, right this moment, sitting in front of the computer enjoying a cup full of tequila-soaked gummi bears in air-conditioned comfort. Yay!

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I do, solemnly swear, that one of these days I am going to knit something again!

Until next time,

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About twitchyknitter

Wife, mother, daughter, sister. Knitter, tattoo junkie. Big-mouthed introvert. Manic, yet lazy. Walking contradiction.

Posted on Saturday, May 17, 2008, in Booze, Bored, firebaugh, food, Life. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. You earned a total of 55 demerits and 71 merits, resulting in an overall score of 16.
    This classifies you as a very poor wife – FAILURE! (At least by 1930s standards.)

    Hahaha thats such a laugh. I’m going to make Mark take it when he gets up from his nap 😛 lol

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