…at being a wife. No, really. I took a test! http://www.shipbrook.com/maritaltest/
You earned a total of 61 demerits and 47 merits, resulting in an overall score of -14.
This classifies you as a very poor wife – FAILURE! (At least by 1930s standards.)
My husband, on the other hand, got stellar results. Back off bee-yotches, he’s all mine!
FYI: My A/C did get fixed promptly. It’s now nice and cool in my home (praise jeebus). I am, right this moment, sitting in front of the computer enjoying a cup full of tequila-soaked gummi bears in air-conditioned comfort. Yay!
I do, solemnly swear, that one of these days I am going to knit something again!
Until next time,